This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
Dick bigger than a tower, I ain’t talking about Eiffel’s
3 am thoughts: doesn’t Ariana grande’s head hurt all the fucking time with that ponytail??????
The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…
Andrew Scott for Attitude
Have you ever taken a look at something and thought, “This is it. This is why God doesn’t speak to us. We’ve become monsters. Steve Buscemi in Spy Kids was fucking right.”
i don’t know about u but im thinking about the anaconda video
Benedict Cumberbatch, bringing fan service to a whole new level.
Alex Turner of Arctic Monkeys @ Outside Lands, 2014 ©
“blow minds not dicks”
imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick
THIS MADE ME EXTREMELY HAPPY AHHAAHHA
These dogs understand me